that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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