How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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