I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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