I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
