Where is the hickey?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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