Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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