And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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