ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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