Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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