I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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