I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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