She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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