My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
