well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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