Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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