Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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