I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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