Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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