Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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