it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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