So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I still have a little drunk in my system
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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