I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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