I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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