the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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