my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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