I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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