dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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