Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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