I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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