We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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