Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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