Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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