do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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