you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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