He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i think my mom watched the whole time
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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