So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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