it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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