ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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