His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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