i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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