He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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