Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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