I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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