What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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