I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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