Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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