Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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