I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im six kinds of drunk right now
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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