NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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