I just made out with a guy for $7.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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