There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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