Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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