we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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